Penguine Tales
A little penguin asked his mother one day, "Mom, am I really a penguin?"
"Of course you are, dear," she replied.
"Are you absolutely sure?"
"Yes, of course I'm sure!"
"I mean... really, really sure?" he persisted.
"Look," she explained, "I'm a penguin, your father is a penguin, your sister is a penguin, and YOU ARE A PENGUIN!"
"Well, OK," he sighed.
"Why are you so worried about whether or not you're a penguin?" she asked.
"'Cause I'm fucking cold!"
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