Southern Skinny Dippers
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several
years. He had a large pond in the back and decided to fix it up really
nice, with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and
peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming
when it was completed.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, and look it
over, since he hadn't been there for a while. So he grabbed a five
gallon bucket and off he went to bring some fruit back with him.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond.
When the women became aware of his presence, they all went to the deep
end to shield themselves and one of the women shouted out "We're not
coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, 'I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, he calmly said,"I'M JUST HERE TO FEED
THE ALLIGATOR!"
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Saturday,
July 26, 2008
Sigh...
Update:
26 JUL 2008
Still no takers on my job offer? Check it out, think it over. Tell your
friends! I'm up to $1200 for an interested qualified candidate.
I leave Monday morning for about a month, so I thought I'd put in a
quick update.
Old Ben just doesn't seem to get much on camera time... Come to think
of it, none of the characters are getting much camera time. So I
decided to go with something patently offensive in this comic, and no
one gets to be more offensive than Tyler.
I'm thinking that in order for Ben to open his new sporting goods
store, there will be a new character added to the roster. That
character will be... {musical sfx: DUN-DUN-DUNNN!} a lesbian!
Yep... It's all about diversity around here.
I'm going to see if I can't crank out a new character page before I
head out the door. I'm starting to think that some of Flush Twice's
history is going to be history, so... That means I get to make shit up
as I go along. Then again, I've always just made this shit up, so it's
not going to be all that different after all.
Peace out,
-f2x
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Job
Opportunity:
This is a paying
job offer.
Phase I:
Step 1 - Let me
know you're interested.
Step 2 - Show me
some of the work you've done.
Step 3 - Tell me
your price.
Step 4 - Phone
interview to nail down the particulars.
Phase II:
Step 1 - Get
paid 50%
up front.
Step 2 - Write
the scripts.
Step 3 - Show me
that it works.
Step 4 - Get
paid the remaining 50% and install it on my server.
That's all there is to it. Have a nice day!
What is the job? Simply put, I want a web interface that works. I want
it written 100% in perl so that I never have to worry about whether or
not the server has a MySQL type database or PHP support.
Basically, I want to be able to update the site using only a web
browser. I want to be able to type in the joke, upload the comic, and
type out a little blog, hit send and voila! The site is updated. The
pages should be able to move forwards and backwards chronologically and
have an archive page to directly access any page according to date. I
would also like to have a user comment section for each of the pages
with anti-spam protection.
Interested parties should respond to flush2x@gmail.com.
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